This just in: entire Halloween episode of Late Night With Conan O'Brien to feature SKELETONS.

It's... not a joke. It's skelevision.

Literally.

...

(Skeletons!!!!!!!!!)

In my last class today, there was a girl wearing a black fedora. Yes, that's right, a fedora; also a denim mini skirt and black converses and edgy black nail polish. I don't know if maybe she thought she was making a statement about the state of fashion or something? But she basically... looked like a ridiculous idiot ( Read more... )

Um.

I'm pretty sure that I just saw an Outback commercial with a parody/take-off of "Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games" by Of Montreal. LIKE IT WAS THE SAME MELODY AND JOKESY HIGH-PITCHED VOICE AND EVERYTHING.

*twitch*

This is kind of insane.

Gawker bought 13 September issues of popular fashion magazines, and they weighed a total of 28.5 pounds. Like, !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT. (According to their scale, my soon-to-arrive Vogue is basically going to weight the same as my Macbook. I did an experiment earlier, holding the 3-pound-W in one hand with Monsieur in the other ( Read more... )

I still have, like, 3 2 Vox invites?

You know how you might be thinking, "Aww, but what am I seriously missing over there?" Well for one things, you're missing the fact that I talk about nothing but clothes and shopping and how awesome both of these things are. COME BE MY FRIEND AND WE CAN DISH ABOUT SKINNY JEANS.Don't try and stay above it. Don't ( Read more... )

Okay, so. I really like Tabloid News. (That show on Bravo! Come on! You know what I'm talking about, right?)

The young gossip guy? Hud? Totally looks like Jim. TOTALLY DOES. In a more expensive suit and, you know, New York City. Also, a reporter. BUT STILL, LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JIM HALPERT.

Is anyone else watching this show? No? OKAY THEN.

I don't think the hypotheticals like me trying to score some Sorkinese. NOTHING THAT I TRY WORKS. I want to cry. NO LONGER TRUE YAYES

I have three more Vox invites? *GIVES* Sorry, dudes.

This is currently how I look/feel. No, srsly. I FEEL LIKE I AM LIVING IN AN AMERICAN APPAREL AD YOU GUYS

Bought an absolutely fabulous knockoff of those padlocked Chloe bags they're showing for fall. (The lock baffles and intrigues me. It's so... random! Hello. I'm a sheep.) MAIS OUI, C'EST FANTASTIQUE. $30 >>>>>>>> $1300/$2000, that's my life motto ( Read more... )

thallo.vox.com

omgs SHINY

Let's be neighbors.

In a perfection illustration of my slow descent into the hell of RPF, I just read on the Internets that some people believe Ben Gibbard wrote the Postal Service song, "Such Great Heights," about Jenny Lewis (of Rilo Kiley fame). And that they may have dated for some brief time. I mean, like, they do keep showing up in one another's side projects... ( Read more... )